multi instumentalist semi attracted to summer school classmate, not sure if it's worth the effort of perusing. what do?
AnonymousSUMMER LOVIN’ HAD ME A BLAST
SUMMER LOVIN’ HAPPEN SO FAST
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Female trumpeter likes another male trumpeter. And possibly the male trumpeter likes the female. But what to do?
AnonymousSee if male trumpeter can get their mute into your bell.
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Girl bassist likes guy bassist that is in a relationship and lives far away
AnonymousTry another section of the orchestra.
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Senior tuba girl likes freshman tuba guy. Each have 3 cats.
AnonymousEverything about this is perfect, except you need an even number of cats. I hate odd numbers. Get another cat.
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I'm leaving for college in a month. a guy really likes me and I kind of like him too, but would it be terrible to only date him for 5 weeks? He's really sweet which makes this worse.
AnonymousWhy end the music before the double bar? What if the double bar is a year later? DON’T STOP UNTIL THE END.
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I told her to use valve oil instead of rosin for my dick. She freaked out and is now suspicious that I am a trumpet chaser.
AnonymousOh my god.
You’re supposed to use both at the same time -.-
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violinist has really small penis. what to do?
AnonymousIt’s small to compensate for your giant violin ego.
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